My Indian Review

This was the livelihood of horny teenagers until Jio craze came. *Searches Hot Dog * HIm: This is not what I wanted to see * sigh * See... printers are expensive to maintain. They are the "overpriced painting" equivalent in a middle-class family. Looks good on paper,but not practically. Even if you do have one, either it is out of ink or you have no paper. I once read a joke about how blood is cheaper than the ink of the same quantity. I don't know if it true(I hope it is not), but researching is something I don't want to do at this moment (Wait a minute... That's... Nevermind) Internet cafes always save our lives in the above case. "Do you have a project of 52 pages to print which you have copied from your previous year senior and tomorrow is your deadline even though you had 4 months to complete this?" Internet cafes to the rescue!!! But there is one constant in this these internet cafes, properly said by Archemedies: "Th'r...

Isn't your birthday supposed to be the best day of your year? NO!!! It represents the day when you become a pinata for other people's BDSM desires. The only difference is 1) The pinata is your tender gluteal muscles 2) The hitters aren't blindfolded. 3)There are at least 6-7 people to hit you, not just one. This will be the only place where you'd wish you were t h i c c TM     , it makes the pain more bearable. As you all know, this is the holy ceremony of all birthdays in India aka GPL (Gand Pe laat). The preparation for the ceremony is even more disturbing, there are normally 2 ways of doing it Lean on a side railing, get a firm base and prepare for "377" attack             ( ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ) They'll pick you upholding your feet and hands and people will har ass you. (That's my pun, don't take it away from me ). The har ass ers  use an innovative and hygienic weapon----- Chappals . The sound they make when ...

It is ingrained into the DNA of every Indian. We have no choice, we are ONLY good at THIS SPORT (it's starting to change now). These bases have DADA-bonding. It joins two bases with one. Ind-genius. It's assumed to be abnormal if you don't know anything about cricket. An outcast, an alien are some names that these people are called. Even though you might be not up to date with the current events of the cricketing world but everyone will some idea about how the Indian team is performing. The rare ones who don't know will be marginalized. Akhil(the one crying) said that Harsha Bhogle played for India during the 90s. His friends lost their shit. Currently, everyone knows everything about Kohli: How he shits, how he eats, his Kudli and how Anushka breaths around him (Talking about Anushka, their marriage was a crossover episode of the infectious cricket and the shameless Bollywood media, it was a great orgasm for the editors) It's beautifully summed up in t...