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Elevators

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Elevators. The place where everyone's Michael Jackson comes to life or the place where you finally talk to your crush after 32 years. "Where is my that Daler Mehndi song I dance to?" Fount it. Tunak Tunak Tun... When it is empty, you go berzerk. Busting your unrhythmic movements thinking you are Remo D'souza. If someone were to record the shit you do inside and post it online, you would deactivate all your social media accounts and go to Antartica and live in isolation. But if there are people inside, the situation is a little different... Your experience in an elevator is always dependent on the number of people in it. Case 1: Too many people This is empty by Indian standards Entering the lift, you will be glanced by everyone present inside to a point that you'll wish you walked the 8 floors to your apartment. You try to give a gentle smile but it comes off as very creepy and everyone ignores you. Digging a hole in the ground seems like ...