Eraser

It is like your grandmother's logic. Useful till school, useless from college. I have never seen a single eraser finish in my entire life.



Frank Abagnale Jr looks like a petty road-show con artist compared to this piece of rubbery hell. You'll find it everywhere from your drawer to your undergarments when you don't need it, BUT WHEN YOU DO NEED IT... it disappears from the face of the earth.

It has teleportation powers too. You might have checked a place 99 times, you are still bound to find it there the next time. If it falls off a table, you'll find 10000 km away.

The taste (I have a lot of free time, don't ask) is quite like paneer... except for the fact that it really messes up your stomach (I should really stop commenting on food). I don't recommend it with any MDH masala.

Coming to its actual use, which is eating erasing, it's pretty decent. But somehow it doesn't erase my incorrigible writing skills.

The dumbest variation is the eraser on the back of the pencil. I have never seen something so useless since those coloured erasers. It ends up tearing the sheet itself.

  Useless accessory ever
                   

From some deep web research, I found that all erasers were pencils/pens initially but were kidnapped and changed into erasers by putting them in condom factories. You can see their primitive behaviour when you erase and they leave a streak/mark on the paper. This also explains their running away tendencies.

Bonus: They are great stress relievers. Cut them up in pieces and release them from their agonising lives. 2 birds. 1 eraser.

6.9/10.

Because I just read a 69 joke.





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