Hajmola

The first cousin twice removed of kurkure. It's for those people who think Kurkure is expensive (yes, such people do exist).

These tablets  have the power to turn you into miniature size Hinderberg disasters. Accordingly, the atmosphere near a hajmola abuser is quite toxic (similar to Venus) and being a past abuser, I know how bad these pills can be. My mom kept a safe distance everytime I started my hajmola sessions.

Mom: YOU DIDN'T EAT ANYTHING! HOW CAN YOU FART?


It all starts when you over-eat on a free treat, your stomach feels like a furnace and blows up. You pop the pill for some relief but soon you start releasing shit-infested bombs all over your house. It's ironic how the Wikipedia page states that it controls flatulence.



CONTROLS
XD



Sometimes when I think of hajmola abusers, the phrase "With great power comes great responsibility" comes up in my mind because they can wreak havoc with the wrong intention. With the right amount of haajmola distribution, we can create our flatulence economy.

Will air pollution exist?

I am getting off topic.

Taste-wise, it's okay to say the least. My face spasms everytime I suck these bitter babies. Once, I accidentally I bit the pill and my head rocked back so violently that my neck soared for many days.

Never knew that flatulence tablets can be such a health hazard.

But... It works. It really cools your tummy (at the cost of becoming a fart monster).

I rate it a 27 (G+A+S) out of 10.



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