Matrimonial Sites

This is as Indian as it gets.

Who's better to decide your life partner?
You or a website?

Obviously... a website!!!

Why go through all the hassle of meeting and knowing the person whom you want to spend your entire life with?
Woman: Oh No!
Man: What happened!?
Woman: Your face looked better with a filter
I never knew that choosing life partners can be like choosing toppings on a pizza. A dash of this and a tad of that... woooooosh.... you have your partner for 7 lives!!!
What would you like with your 6 ft 4 in man with 10pla?
We recommend a Marathi mother tongue special!

It is amazing to see how we might not be up to mark in terms of technology usage as compared to developed countries, but somehow in this area, we are miles above the rest.

 Tinder has been arranging dates since 2012
Shaadi.com has been arranging marriages (screw dates) since 1997.

But in hindsight, it actually gives a chance to people who are not so fortunate to find life partners in a conventional way. It gives everyone a helping hand to find their true love (Terms and conditions applied).

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