WhatsApp

I think it's high time that our education system presented a special course for social media awareness because we are seriously lacking behind in common sense. People really have a hard time differentiating between absolutely dubious and factually correct claims.

*Facepalm x 1000000000* 
Just think of all Ankit Patels in IITs, they must be scared out of their wits. Their entire existence is based on this fake bullshit. And poor them, they must be tormented by their friends for the revolutionary work.
Interviewer: What's special about you, Ankit?
Ankit: I am a Whatsapp messiah.
Interviewer: You are hired. 1 crore LPA
Normally, the older population is prone to such behaviour but let me tell you, gullibility is ageless. How do I know?  I have been a fish in that pond too (learned it the hard way).

Secondly, Whatsapp has opened the window for your relatives to bombard you with "Good *insert any reason to celebrate anything in this entire world* " messages. Your entire extended family will send these messages as frequently as a dysenteric man going to the bathroom. Before Whatsapp, your relative conveniently contacted you in the result session exclusively.

 Nonetheless, I can't take away what Whatsapp has given humankind, it is truly amazing. Easy communication at cheap prices. Without it, life will be really hard, it is the best social media app according to me. Whatsapp is the only reason I can contact my family without any worries at any time.

But with occasional messages like this...


always remind me of your painful first-year memories and makes you think otherwise.

Rating: (Forward this message 1000000 times to go to heaven )/ 10

Comments

  1. Fenil28 July 2018 at 04:54

    I would really like to see what you have to say about nail cutters. :D

    ReplyDelete
  2. Fenil28 July 2018 at 04:57

    I love these reviews, btw. Keep 'em coming. :)

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