My Indian Review

It makes airline food look like Barbecue nation. "I'll add some yellow food colouring to this rice and name it 'Veg Biriyani'. Much smart. Such brains. Should get Nobel prize " It defines the boundary of edibility. The definition of mess food is perfectly summed below: " The collection of various organic compounds to create a mess which is worse than both the Fantastic Four movies (combined)"  It's an Institute of Eminence, right? It's ironic enough that the place is called a " MESS " I still remember a time when I wanted to put certain objects in my mouth (Wait... This sounds a bit different in my head)... that urge is gone now, thanks to this mess (I should stop using this pun, it's going overboard). The food is as blatant as the emotions showed on Reality TV shows. They try to spice it up by naming their stomach-romping delicacies with proper restaurant names, but just like the Indian cricket team playing on...

True fam They have to be the most indispensable technological advancement of this century in India. It's in everyone's hand(and other thing too :3). Cultures may differ across the states of India but the usage of mobile phones remains the same: Watch youtube videos   Connecting people. Another aspect of this revolution is that phones, being so vital to our existence,  are taken everywhere... I mean everywhere. There have been many studies that mobile phones contain faecal matter all over... It really makes you doubt what the hell do people do in bathrooms!?!?!??! It gives a new meaning to this emoticon This advent has also given power to people who clearly don't know how to use mobile phones. Yes, I am talking about the " Spreading bullshit through social media" wala log. They will spout bullshit left right and centre and poor them, they don't realise it. Here you can see this old age couple, Arijit and Sri Krishnani, feeling...

The second most common thing you can find in a room after hair clips. I wish they had GPS on them. I end up buying 4-5 pens every week, only to find another dozen stuffed inside my bag. CIA and FBI are still trying to find this rogue agent. Pen companies try to dish out the same pen in various different names which make no sense, similar to likes of PRESENTING  NEW BALL-BUSTER 5000  Made with rubber from shoes of Olympic Gold medallist in Long distance running. You write the distance they run. Filled with ink so thick, you might replace it with BLOOD. I wish I were exaggerating... . . . Pens were the economy of "kindness" in our schools. Your social status was judged based on how you used it. If you don't lend pens to your friends, you are a jackass.  If you do, you will never get it back.  We were exposed to a cruel world very early on . The stationary freaks had it worse, it was complete torture, they would rather be jack...