Pens
The second most common thing you can find in a room after hair clips. I wish they had GPS on them. I end up buying 4-5 pens every week, only to find another dozen stuffed inside my bag.
Pen companies try to dish out the same pen in various different names which make no sense, similar to likes of
PRESENTING
NEW BALL-BUSTER 5000
Made with rubber from shoes of Olympic Gold medallist in Long distance running.
You write the distance they run.
Filled with ink so thick, you might replace it with BLOOD.
I wish I were exaggerating...
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.
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Pens were the economy of "kindness" in our schools. Your social status was judged based on how you used it.
But... it also gave rise to many positive things. In the terms of high school crushes, one always hoped that their crush would ask them for a pen... it never came through (personal experience, sad reac).
Another prospect which came about was PEN FIGHT!!!
The highlight of our free periods.
The students with steel body pens ruled the games. We frowned upon the use of such pens and banned those players.
The rules are similar to that of sumo wrestling, you have to flick your rival's pen off the table. That's it. But it is more complicated than it sounds. These pen fights were the epitome of precision, accuracy and cold-heartedness. I have seen best friends turn on each other during these games. It was the PUBG before PUBG.
Coming to the main part...
These fights contained advanced courses of Rotational dynamics. You had to know the Centre of Gravity of the pen. The true essence of Torque = r x F was felt here. You'd feel like you are doing some high-level experiment. No Physics teacher taught this better than these pens fights.
My view?
Rating: 10000km/10.
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| CIA and FBI are still trying to find this rogue agent. |
PRESENTING
NEW BALL-BUSTER 5000
Made with rubber from shoes of Olympic Gold medallist in Long distance running.
You write the distance they run.
Filled with ink so thick, you might replace it with BLOOD.
I wish I were exaggerating...
.
.
.
Pens were the economy of "kindness" in our schools. Your social status was judged based on how you used it.
- If you don't lend pens to your friends, you are a jackass.
- If you do, you will never get it back.
But... it also gave rise to many positive things. In the terms of high school crushes, one always hoped that their crush would ask them for a pen... it never came through (personal experience, sad reac).
Another prospect which came about was PEN FIGHT!!!
The highlight of our free periods.
The students with steel body pens ruled the games. We frowned upon the use of such pens and banned those players.
 |
| This has to be the worst representation of pen fights I have ever seen |
The rules are similar to that of sumo wrestling, you have to flick your rival's pen off the table. That's it. But it is more complicated than it sounds. These pen fights were the epitome of precision, accuracy and cold-heartedness. I have seen best friends turn on each other during these games. It was the PUBG before PUBG.
 |
| Martha: WHY'D YOU THROW ME OUT, KHUSHI!!!! After all our friendship!!!! Khushi: Everything is fair in love and |
Coming to the main part...
These fights contained advanced courses of Rotational dynamics. You had to know the Centre of Gravity of the pen. The true essence of Torque = r x F was felt here. You'd feel like you are doing some high-level experiment. No Physics teacher taught this better than these pens fights.
My view?
Rating: 10000km/10.
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