Mobile Phones

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They have to be the most indispensable technological advancement of this century in India. It's in everyone's hand(and other thing too :3). Cultures may differ across the states of India but the usage of mobile phones remains the same: Watch youtube videos  Connecting people.

Another aspect of this revolution is that phones, being so vital to our existence, are taken everywhere... I mean everywhere. There have been many studies that mobile phones contain faecal matter all over... It really makes you doubt what the hell do people do in bathrooms!?!?!??!

It gives a new meaning to this emoticon


This advent has also given power to people who clearly don't know how to use mobile phones. Yes, I am talking about the " Spreading bullshit through social media" wala log. They will spout bullshit left right and centre and poor them, they don't realise it.
Here you can see this old age couple, Arijit and Sri Krishnani, feeling blessed after sending Rs 100000 rupees to A Nigerian Prince. 

Selfies... Why did this become a fad? Seeing people vacuously staring at a screen every now and then makes me cringe. Including that with the oversized cricket stump ( aka selfie stick) makes it unbearable. People give more value to the picture than the actual view because they never realise that there is no better camera than their own eyes.

Hema, Rekha, Jaya taking a selfie after Sushma cheated on Hema's bf
Caption : Bitches be popping but deez my bitches loyal
Phones are a standard of social quo for some unknown reason. People buy phones with ridiculous amounts of money with features that come at a much lower price. Eg. There is a popular brand that rhymes with moan will make you moan after you buy it (Make sure you have 2 functioning kidneys, it's a requirement).

Prepare for trouble! And make it double! To protect the world from capitalism! To unite all peoples within our nation! To denounce the evils of value-for-money-buying! To extend our reach to the stars above! Team Overpriced phones blast off at the speed of light! Surrender your kidneys, or prepare to sell them!


Coming to a serious point, phones have helped humans connect in a mobile way ( I'm not proud of my adjective usability). Communication, games, education, paying bills... everything at the tip of your fingers. The world is truly in your hands and I am very lucky to be part of this process of progression.



Rating: 999$/10 + 34 kidneys
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